Onℓy gravity hoℓds me down asked:


I am vertically challenged, which is just a fancy way of saying I’m short. For the longest time I thought it meant fear of heights, or morbidly obese…

Ok, real question:

What is the strangest meaning you made up for a word or phrase?

Q2: Have you ever made up someones name and forever called them that?

I did, we had a neighbor who we didn’t talk to a lot, we talked to his wife all the time, but never him. Well, for some odd reason, our family always called him Ed. I mean, he looked like an Ed! Well, two years later it was discovered his name was Scott…
Example of question one answer:My sister thought the word “aching” meant hungry for some odd reason.